Strictly's Craig Revel Horwood gets in L of twist on the road

ACID-tongued judge Craig Revel Horwood got MINUS FIVE out of ten from his instructor on his first driving lesson.

Craig, 46, has just started learning to drive after buying a classic Triumph Stag.
The judge — who gave Robbie Savage just two points on the first Strictly show — has been keeping fans abreast of his progress on Twitter.
He revealed his first surrey driving lesson saw him stall FOUR times, drive over THREE kerbs and struggle to master the biting point.
He told one fan: "I suggested a 2/10 for my pulling out and the instructor said he'd go more into the minus area of about -5! How rude!!!! Haha."
His second lesson went slightly better as he hit the pavement just twice. And he got a big ten for not rolling backwards on a hill.

Cha cha car ... Triumph stag like Craig Revel Horwood's

Craig said: "Second driving lesson went well. Only two kerbs hit and two stalls! 10/10 for my hill handbrake start!"
However, pedestrians in Camden, North London, are warned to watch out today. Craig, who is now gearing up for his third lesson, told comedian pal Julian Clary: "I am learning in Camden so watch out darling — especially on pedestrian crossings. I tend to ignore them." His lessons are about to get more intensive as he goes out for two hours a day — and is even learning to park. But TV Biz reckons there is still as much chance of seeing Craig on Top Gear as Jeremy Clarkson wearing sequins and a spray tan.